Kids curiosity

So the other day Brittany told Kevin that she never wanted to have kids. I was present when the conversation happened, but according to Kevin the conversation went something like this.

Brittany: Dad I never want to have kids

Kevin: Why?

B: Because I do not want them to have to cut my tummy open to get them out.

K: That is not the only way a baby comes out. That is just how mommy had to have you girls because of her broken back.

B: Well then what is the other way

K: I'll tell you when you are 16

B: Why do I have to wait that long?

K: Because

She is only 5 but she asks some pretty deep questions LOL

Today we had another amusing conversation while in the car (which meant I couldn't run and hide) between Kaitlyn (K), Brittany (B) and Me (M)

Let me give you a little background.... we have a neighbor that lives around the corner that is always outside doing yard work or whatever in some short shorts (it looks like a swim suit to me) and no shirt. Maybe if he was even a little handsome I wouldn't mind, but he is not. I do not enjoy looking at his over tanned flab hanging down.

B: Look at that boy he doesn't have any clothes on he is showing his boobies

K: Well boys don't have to wear shirts like girls do. In fact some boys that look good get married by not wearing any shirt because people think they are sexy.

B: Boys don't have to wear shirts because they have pe-nicks

M: Brittany what did you say?

Silence

M: I am not mad I just wondered what you said

Silence

M: Did you say boys have a penis?

B: no, what's a penis? I said boys have a pe-nicks you know instead of boobs

M: OOOOHHH Pecks 

B: Ya Pecks

M: Oh ok

I love the conversations we have.... They do not know it now, but they are helping to open our lines of communication so we can talk openly about things later!